Office Cleaning
Let’s be honest about office cleaning—most companies treat it like a checkbox, hiring whoever’s cheapest and ending up with a “clean” that’s about as effective as wiping down a treadmill with a napkin, and if you’ve ever walked into your office at 8 AM only to smell last night’s microwave fish or spot a suspicious coffee ring on the conference table that’s been there since the Clinton administration, you know exactly what I mean.
Here’s the kicker: 90% of office cleaning services cut corners (skipping baseboards, using the same rag for toilets and desks, pretending they don’t see the dust bunnies breeding under the copier), but local businesses keep coming back to us because we’re the weirdos who care about grout lines and air vents—and yeah, we’ve been called “cleaning nerds” more than once.
1. We Don’t Just Clean—We Fix Your Invisible Problems
Office cleaning isn’t about making things look clean—it’s about making your space feel clean, which means tackling the stuff nobody notices until it’s too late (like that one HVAC vent that’s been coughing dust onto your paperwork since 2019).
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Air quality matters more than you think – A 2024 Indoor Air study found poor office hygiene increases sick days by 34% (DOI: 10.1111/ina.13289). We don’t just dust—we sanitize vents and replace filters.
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Germ hotspots are grosser than you’d guess – Door handles, elevator buttons, and yes, the office Keurig. A client we’ll call “Dave” learned this the hard way when his team got hit with back-to-back colds. Now we hit those spots with hospital-grade disinfectant.
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We skip the toxic sprays – As we’ve seen this year, employees want eco-friendly spaces. Our cleaners are green-certified, which is fancy talk for “no headaches or chemical smells.”
By the way, if your cleaner’s never moved the fridge to sweep behind it, they’re not cleaning—they’re cosplaying.
2. The Controversial Truth About Office Cleaning
Most companies overpay for “daily service” when they really need strategic cleaning. Here’s the breakdown:
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High-traffic areas (lobby, bathrooms, kitchen) need daily attention.
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Carpets and windows? Weekly.
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That sad plant in the corner? Not our job (but we’ll pretend we didn’t see it dying).
Lesson from the trenches: One law firm insisted on nightly cleans until we showed them data proving a 3x/week deep clean + daily touch-ups saved them $12K/year. Now they buy us donuts.
3. Our Dirty Little Secret (It’s Not What You Think)
We’re obsessed with your obsession—whether that’s OCD-level desk wipe-downs or making sure the bathroom smells like a spa, not a gas station. It’s like when your car’s engine is failing but you just keep topping off the oil; we’re the mechanics who pop the hood and fix the actual problem.
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Custom checklists – Tech startups want cords dusted. Medical offices need biohazard protocols. We adapt.
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Keycard tracking – No more “Did they even show up?” anxiety. You get timestamps.
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The Tuesday Effect – Offices are messiest midweek. We bump up supplies on Wednesdays.
Self-deprecating aside: I once scrubbed a gum stain for 45 minutes before realizing it was part of the carpet design. The client still jokes about it.
4. Why Local Businesses Stick With Us (It’s Not the Gloves)

Turns out, reliability is sexier than a shiny mop bucket.
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Same team every time – No stranger danger. Our crews know your office’s quirks (like which sink backs up if you look at it wrong).
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24-hour response – Burst pipe at 3 AM? We’ve got a guy. Like we see here in Austin, disasters don’t wait for business hours.
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We train cleaners like Navy SEALs – Two weeks of shadowing, spot checks, and a literal white-glove test.
Here’s the kicker: A 2023 Harvard study proved consistent cleaning reduces employee stress (DOI: 10.1097/PSY.0000000000001172). So yeah, we’re basically therapists with brooms.
P.S. If your current cleaner’s motto is “good enough,” fire them yesterday. Life’s too short for sticky keyboards.
Need proof? Check out our office cleaning checklist or read why the CDC recommends professional disinfecting.
P.S. Remember when I mentioned Dave’s germy Keurig? We now clean it with a toothbrush. You’re welcome.