Monthly Cleaning Subscriptions: For People Who Hate Cleaning (But Love Clean Homes)
Confession time: my idea of “cleaning” used to be stuffing everything into closets right before guests showed up. If it was outta sight, it was clean. Right? 😅
Then I tried our own monthly subscription and holy crap – life-changing.
Here’s why Sydney’s busy people are obsessed:
It’s like a gym membership, but instead of guilt-tripping you into using it, we actually show up and do the work. You just chill.
$129/month = less than 3 coffees a week (if you’re a Sydney latte addict)
2-hour monthly refresh (we focus on what you hate – dishes? dusting? gotcha.)
No awkward small talk with cleaners (we’ve mastered the polite nod-and-clean)

What Real Clients Say:
“I forgot windows could be see-through until you guys came.” – Mark, Surry Hills
“My mum finally stopped judging my baseboards.” – Priya, Bondi
Secret Perks We Never Advertise (but now you know):
We remember your quirks (like which plant not to water or where the cat hides)
Free stain rescue on subscription days (yes, wine counts)
Pets love us – we bring treats and vacuum their fur thrones
Oh, and we only take 10 new subs a month. Not cause we’re snobby – but we’re about quality over quantity. We wanna do it right every single time.
So if you’re tired of living in a “clean-ish” home, this might just be your lazy-clean-dream come true.